Pregnant? Not only no, but He** No

So I have a rather funny story to share. I've needed to go to Target to get a couple of things and my kids have had colds this past week so we haven't really gone anywhere. On Tuesday I decided to go. I guess I should tell you before the story that I have been trying to lose my baby weight and I have lost about 20 pounds in a year and I do realize Dallas is 18 monthes, but I dont really diet or run when I breastfeeding cause my boobs are like 38 Qs.( I am not joking it is a nightmare from hell.) Anyways, I got on the scale on Tuesday morning and I was the lowest weight since I have had Dallas so I was feeling pretty dang good about myself. Well we walk into Target and Major wanted a pretzel and cheese and I wanted my mormon drug, diet pepsi or diet mountain dew whatever is available. So I order and we sat down with our food and I am feeding Dallas a few bites and Major is grubing and this nice looking older woman about 65 years old and she was heafty probably about 50 to 60 pounds overweight was smiling at us as I was feeding my boys. She was waiting in line to get something to eat as well. Well about 2 min. later she walked over to me with a sweet smile and said " Do you know what you are having yet?" I pooped my pants. She was so sweet I didn't have the nerve to ask her why her doctor didn't induse her 35 years ago. I just looked at her and put my hand on my obviously big pouch and said "Oh no I don't, hopfully it's a girl since I have two big boys." I was mortified. So after that I found myself back at the Easter section and and bought 3 bags of candy. Hopfully I have never said that to anybody in my life. I actually did ok I looked at the bright side at least I only look like I'm borderline finding out the sex of the baby instead of her asking me when i'm due. It has motivated me to keep working hard. I only have 13 pounds to go until I'm pre Dallas weight. I want to ask the Lord why our bodies have to go through so much to get a baby here. To all of you girls that bounce back and fit into your jeans a week after you have a baby just know that I dont like you. (just kidding) Well I am over it and everything is going really well for us. Everyone is happy and healthy! Just the way I like it.